It takes hundreds
of normal clowns to
make a green clown and it
takes dozens of green clowns to
make 1 yellow clown - if lucky
. On
average, we harvest no more than
1 yellow every 10 years which
explains why we have no more
than 4 active yellow clowns. Since
, they have been
recently
considered an
endangered species.
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Slava’
s
clowns train to be
silly no less than 8
hours and 14 minutes
per day with no coffee
break and no coffee
stains.
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There is no training,
no rules, no training
shoes, no background or
ambitions required.
Infinite time, gentleness
and patience is
mandatory
.
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Beware not
to cross the path
of a clown on his
way to their
celebration. Y
ou risk
to be hugged
forever
.
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s
When
looking up
at ceiling
or sky
.
F
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t
e
m
o
v
i
e
Every fool
makes his own
tailor
-made nose
to ensure the worst
possible fit.
N
o
s
e
s
T
reat
everybody
like a fool.
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s
All cast members
are hand-picked on the
basis of being 100% authentic
fools and act as themselves. The
selection criteria is defined only
after the selection process has been
successfully completed. Random
factors such as the size of shoes,
the name of the grandmother
and the direction of wind can
greatly determine the
outcome.
C
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Sleeping.
W
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l
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n
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a
m
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f
An
everyday
attempt.
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Absolute
P
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e
Make
a child your
teacher and do
not forget what
you do not
know
.
P
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e
Fishing from the
, knitting
sauna window
record-breaking infinite scarves
and Christmas trees, thinking of
nothing less, misbehaving, building
totems, checking in at the airport
counter
extravagantly
, compete not growing
up, eating and drinking with the
impresario, taking pictures of things that
do not exist, dreaming in full action
while taking lunch breaks
all day long,...just like
everybody else.
F
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